我的床上功夫非比寻常★《市场营销数条》

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&nbsp;<font face="黑体" size="4">You&nbsp;see&nbsp;a&nbsp;gorgeous&nbsp;girl&nbsp;at&nbsp;a&nbsp;party.&nbsp;You&nbsp;go&nbsp;up&nbsp;to&nbsp;her&nbsp;and&nbsp;say,"I'm&nbsp;fant<br/>astic&nbsp;in&nbsp;bed".&nbsp;<br/>That"s&nbsp;Direct&nbsp;Marketing.&nbsp;<br/>你在一个聚会上看见一女生。你走过去对她说，“我的床上功夫非比寻常”。&nbsp;<br/>我们称之为直销。&nbsp;<br/><br/>You"re&nbsp;at&nbsp;a&nbsp;party&nbsp;with&nbsp;a&nbsp;bunch&nbsp;of&nbsp;friends&nbsp;and&nbsp;see&nbsp;a&nbsp;gorgeous&nbsp;girl.One&nbsp;<br/>of&nbsp;your&nbsp;friends&nbsp;goes&nbsp;up&nbsp;to&nbsp;her&nbsp;and&nbsp;pointing&nbsp;at&nbsp;you&nbsp;says,"He's&nbsp;fantasti<br/>c&nbsp;in&nbsp;bed".&nbsp;<br/>That"s&nbsp;Advertising.&nbsp;<br/>你和一帮朋友去一个聚会，看见一个女生。你的一个朋友走过去，指着你对那个<br/>女生说：“他的床上功夫非比寻常。”&nbsp;<br/>我们称之为广告。&nbsp;<br/><br/>You&nbsp;see&nbsp;a&nbsp;gorgeous&nbsp;girl&nbsp;at&nbsp;a&nbsp;party.&nbsp;You&nbsp;go&nbsp;up&nbsp;to&nbsp;her&nbsp;and&nbsp;get&nbsp;her&nbsp;telep<br/>hone&nbsp;number.The&nbsp;next&nbsp;day&nbsp;you&nbsp;call&nbsp;and&nbsp;say,&nbsp;"Hi,&nbsp;I'm&nbsp;fantastic&nbsp;in&nbsp;bed".<br/>That"s&nbsp;Telemarketing.&nbsp;<br/></font><font face="黑体" size="4">你在一个聚会上看见一女生。你走过去问她要了电话号码。第二天你打电话去跟<br/>她说：“你好，我的床上功夫非比寻常。”&nbsp;<br/>我们称之为电话推销。&nbsp;<br/><br/>You"re&nbsp;at&nbsp;a&nbsp;party&nbsp;and&nbsp;see&nbsp;a&nbsp;gorgeous&nbsp;girl.&nbsp;You&nbsp;get&nbsp;up&nbsp;and&nbsp;straighten&nbsp;y<br/>our&nbsp;tie,&nbsp;you&nbsp;walk&nbsp;up&nbsp;to&nbsp;her&nbsp;and&nbsp;pour&nbsp;her&nbsp;a&nbsp;drink.You&nbsp;open&nbsp;the&nbsp;door&nbsp;for<br/>&nbsp;her,&nbsp;pick&nbsp;up&nbsp;her&nbsp;bag&nbsp;after&nbsp;she&nbsp;drops&nbsp;it,offer&nbsp;her&nbsp;a&nbsp;ride,&nbsp;and&nbsp;then&nbsp;sa<br/>y,"By&nbsp;the&nbsp;way,&nbsp;I'm&nbsp;fantastic&nbsp;in&nbsp;bed".&nbsp;<br/>That"s&nbspublic&nbsp;Relations.&nbsp;<br/>你在一个聚会上看见一女生。你站起来掭直自己的领带，走过去为她点了一杯饮<br/>料。你为她开门，为她拾起掉在地上的手提包，开车送她回家，然后说：“顺便<br/>一提，我的床上功夫非比寻常”。&nbsp;<br/>我们称之为公关策划。&nbsp;<br/><br/>You"re&nbsp;at&nbsp;a&nbsp;party&nbsp;and&nbsp;see&nbsp;a&nbsp;gorgeous&nbsp;girl.&nbsp;She&nbsp;walks&nbsp;up&nbsp;to&nbsp;you&nbsp;and&nbsp;say<br/>s,"I&nbsp;hear&nbsp;you're&nbsp;fantastic&nbsp;in&nbsp;bed".&nbsp;That"s&nbsp;Brand&nbsp;Recognition.&nbsp;<br/>你在一个聚会上看见一女生。她走过来对你说，“听说你的床上功夫非比寻常”<br/>。&nbsp;<br/>我们称之为品牌效应。&nbsp;<br/></font></p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-10-6 11:02:39编辑过]

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&nbsp;<font size="5">吧唧找到飞翔说：晚上一起喝酒啊！</font></p>&nbsp;<font size="5">飞翔回：不去了，喝完酒住你们家醒来以后屁股疼</font></p>&nbsp;<font size="5">我们称之为影销策略</font></p>

恶魔当道

&nbsp;<font size="7">那天晚上你想住飞翔家来着</font></p>&nbsp;<font size="7">他好象也说同样的话：“别！明儿屁股会疼！您还是请回吧...”</font></p>[em17][em17]

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<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>恶魔当道</i>在2007-10-6 18:10:00的发言：</b><br/>&nbsp;<font size="5">那天晚上你想住飞翔家来着</font></p>&nbsp;<font size="5">他好象也说同样的话：“别！明儿屁股会疼！您还是请回吧...”</font></p>[em17][em17]</div>&nbsp;<font face="黑体" size="6">你呀在床下听的到真清楚！一个字都没落下</font></p>[em05][em05]

恶魔当道

&nbsp;<font size="7">谁说我在床底下</font></p>&nbsp;<font size="7">我跟衣柜呢，好哇，你还有相好的！！！</font></p>